1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,580 And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings. 2 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,000 Didn't you guys wrap all that up? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,550 You can just say you don't wanna hang out. 4 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:10,800 I don't wanna hang out. 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,420 What the hell, who took my kombucha? 6 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:14,090 I threw that out, it smelled bad. 7 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:16,890 Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha. 8 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,300 You 'booch, you lose. 9 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,140 Rick, c-can you portal me to school? 10 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,220 - No. - Gimme that. 11 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:23,140 Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back! 12 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:25,230 Honey, did you move the car keys? 13 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,820 Oh, never mind, they were at the bottom. 14 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,440 Well, that is the last time 15 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,070 I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight. 16 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:37,120 Um... 17 00:00:38,530 --> 00:00:40,290 Okay? 18 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,200 Hey! 19 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,170 What are you-- 20 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:47,960 Hey! 21 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,550 Alright, alright, I yield! 22 00:00:57,550 --> 00:00:59,050 Geez, you're fast. 23 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,560 Are you... a-a clone of me? 24 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,100 - Did Rick-- - Don't-don't tell Rick. 25 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,390 You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'. 26 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:09,520 Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch. 27 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,770 I'm not buying you lunch! 28 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,400 What if we call it "Breakfast 2"? 29 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,490 No! 30 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:51,400 And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here? 31 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,610 Yeah, he hates the mall. 32 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:55,360 It's kinda why I come here so much. 33 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,490 Or maybe me being here is why he hates it. 34 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:01,370 I've actually been thinking about getting a job 35 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,620 at American Eagle. 36 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,950 Ooh, the Eagle Man. 37 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,290 You gonna eat that? 38 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:08,080 - Not really. - Thanks. 39 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:11,080 The road provides. 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,960 O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?! 41 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,710 Are you here from the future? 42 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,010 Are you here to kill me? 43 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:20,180 You think I came from the future to replace a guy 44 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,430 who loves the mall? 45 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:24,140 I'm a... traveler from another dimension. 46 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,720 You stole a portal gun? 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,890 What? No, man, that brings the heat. 48 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,730 I more... slip through cracks in the multiverse. 49 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:33,150 Your family's cool, by the way. 50 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:36,190 My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours. 51 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,860 Well, you don't seem like a serial killer. 52 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,240 And I bet I'd know. 53 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,780 - But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man. 54 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,120 Just get me back to your upstairs closet. 55 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,200 'Kay, well, that is a weird location. 56 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,410 But just to be clear, 57 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:51,170 If you do try to kill me and take over my life, 58 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,000 I can scream very loud. 59 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,170 And you never get caught doing this? 60 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:59,260 Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower. 61 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,800 - Nobody sees us. - Jerry! Get in here! 62 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,010 - Oh, God! - Shit! He saw you! 63 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,470 What's all this shit in the freezer? 64 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,550 - Go! - What? 65 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:06,850 Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him! 66 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,310 I'll meet you upstairs! 67 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:13,560 Hey, Rick! 68 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,730 Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry. 69 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,230 There's limited space in there, Jerry. 70 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,820 We all live here together. 71 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,320 Hey! Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you. 72 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,490 You catch that episode of Naked and Alone last night? 73 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:25,820 Hey, between you and me? 74 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,120 I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss. 75 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,540 Are-are you making conversation with me? 76 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,410 Sorry! Sorry. 77 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,040 I guess I do watch that TV show. 78 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,090 And he does seem excited about the piss. 79 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,710 He does! 80 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,510 Okay. Good. 81 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,260 Don't waste my freezer space. 82 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:47,180 And don't fucking blindside me with small talk! 83 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:49,350 I think I'm in the clear. 84 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:51,600 As long as I eat those dumplings. 85 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,730 Are you... smelling my shirts? 86 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:54,810 What? No. 87 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:56,100 In a few dimensions, 88 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:59,440 Rick gives Beth a spatially-dilated walk-in closet. 89 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,070 Beth is always asking for that. 90 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:04,570 Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood. 91 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,570 And you can't bend reality as often as Rick 92 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:07,950 without the occasional-- 93 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:09,910 Bingo. 94 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:12,080 And-and-and what does that lead to? 95 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,120 Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse 96 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,710 without even leavin' the house. 97 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:17,790 You wanna see? 98 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,800 Do I want to stick my hand through a wall? 99 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,420 - Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over. 100 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:25,630 C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little. 101 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,680 Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me! 102 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,020 You... You promise you'll get me home? 103 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,140 I promise. 104 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,190 Holy shit, this is insane. 105 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,820 Pretty mind-blowing, huh? 106 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:48,030 We try to mark safe trails for each other. 107 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:50,080 Upside-down coaster means it's cool. 108 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,200 - Blah blah blah blah! - Blah, blahblah! 109 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,410 Blah blahblah! 110 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:56,960 In this reality, all words are "blah." 111 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,710 I-I kinda get what they're saying. 112 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,710 - Blah blah blah! - Blah blablah blah! 113 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,630 C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time. 114 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:11,470 Oh, this is insane, this is insane. 115 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,270 Blah! Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah! 116 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,650 Blah? 117 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:22,320 Blah blah! Blah! Blah blah blah! 118 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,150 Oh, holy shit, she saw me! 119 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:28,320 I know! You did great! 120 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,370 That was crazy! 121 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:32,410 Okay, where-- where to next? 122 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:35,250 Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man! 123 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,540 Here, get in. 124 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:37,910 Infinite mirror tunnel. 125 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,460 Man, so weird and specific. 126 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,210 How do you find these things? 127 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,800 That's the thing about being a Jerry. 128 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,630 You got all day to look. 129 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:49,760 Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this. 130 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,060 It's so cold. 131 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,320 Oh, Jesus. 132 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,860 Here. This way. 133 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,280 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,280 Without the trail, this family would just be gone. 135 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,290 But the road remembers. 136 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,620 There's... so many of us. 137 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:19,500 Here. 138 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,340 You're one of us now, Eagle Man. 139 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:33,390 Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there. 140 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:36,350 You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same. 141 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:39,810 Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place? 142 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:41,650 Not that much, not that much. 143 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:33,990 I would like to hold my little hand 144 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:38,030 And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will... 145 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,160 Jerry! 146 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,580 Man, you see where I put the margarita machine? 147 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,580 The good one, the-- the science one. 148 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,300 You left it in the shower. 149 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:52,590 Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry. 150 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,550 You-- You want a margarita? 151 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:55,760 All good. 152 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,310 He has to know that's not you. 153 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,140 Well, if he does, he doesn't care. 154 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:04,940 Alright, we gotta get moving. 155 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:07,150 There's a killer view two stops over. 156 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:09,190 You guys want a ceviche to go? 157 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,610 Wow. 158 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,530 And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for... 159 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:20,830 - Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right? 160 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:22,870 Honestly, Eagle Man, 161 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,830 I didn't think you'd come out this far. 162 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,830 - Way to prove me wrong. - I mean... 163 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:29,090 I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in. 164 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:30,800 My whole family jumped together. 165 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,630 And when the space version of my wife showed up, 166 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:34,970 I thought she'd hate me... 167 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:36,130 and she did. 168 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,300 But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex. 169 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,180 Eagle Man! God damn. 170 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:46,650 I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud. 171 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:49,060 Thanks for opening my eyes to that. 172 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,650 I'm just you, brother. 173 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:53,280 Welp, outta suds. 174 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,570 And I did promise to get you home. 175 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,070 Thanks for ridin' with me. 176 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,830 It's the most fun I've had in a while. 177 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:02,540 - Wait, one second. Whoa! - Whoa! 178 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:05,460 Hold on, I'm a little drunk. 179 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,710 If this dimension's Jerry was like me, 180 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:10,790 he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom 181 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,460 for the occasional shower beer. 182 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:14,920 Eagle Man! 183 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,180 - These, uh-- - Yeah. 184 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,350 These are warm. 185 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,100 Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close. 186 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,110 Slow down! So much liquid in my stomach. 187 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,820 I'm not being contrarian, 188 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:34,900 I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat. 189 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,530 - Squeamish Morty. - I'm not squeamish. 190 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,570 No, no, no, shit! 191 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,910 We missed the connection? 192 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:43,660 What does that mean? What does that mean?! 193 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:46,200 It's all good, Jerry. We're fine. 194 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:49,250 Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week. 195 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,210 There's a Gene we can stay with while we wait. 196 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,290 He's hip to the scene, 197 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,550 - even has a few cots in his basement. - A week from now? 198 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,630 I can't stay with some Gene for a week, 199 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,260 Rick will just replace me. 200 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,380 No, he won't. 201 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,010 They won't even notice you've been gone. 202 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,470 That's not a good thing! 203 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,100 There is one way, but-- 204 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,810 Get me home! 205 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,270 Okay, but why's it out in the woods? 206 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,980 You wanna get home fast, right? 207 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:16,070 Only way to do that's through Grand Central. 208 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,700 Couple of parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg 209 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,240 outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out. 210 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,370 Now it's kind of a... toll road. 211 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,000 Hey there. I'm Eagle Man. 212 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,710 Got two coming out at Burlap. 213 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:35,880 Copy that. 214 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:41,130 So... were you camping, or...? 215 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,300 Get in. 216 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:48,850 Welcome to Grand Central. 217 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:51,940 It's, uh, not my favorite place. 218 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,940 Who are these bandana guys? 219 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,190 Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back. 220 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,820 The dude that runs this place, 221 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,280 he collects Jerrys that get left behind. 222 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,490 Come on. Boss is ready to see you. 223 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,040 Play it cool. 224 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,580 - Hey, Boss! - Mooch! 225 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,210 - "Mooch"? - It's my road name. 226 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:13,330 Who's this? 227 00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,170 Meet Eagle Man. He's cool. 228 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,090 I rescued him from working at the mall. 229 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,960 We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line. 230 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,720 Fares are up, I'm afraid. 231 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,680 A Rick patched that one fridge nexus. 232 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,260 We've got surge pricing. 233 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:25,760 Right, no problem. 234 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,720 Whoa! I thought you didn't have a job. 235 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,850 He doesn't. Get this-- 236 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:32,810 We all use the same ATM pin. 237 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:37,190 3-8-5-2. 238 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,980 That's my ATM pin! 239 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:42,070 Mm-hmm. The road provides. 240 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:44,360 Wait, you steal from other Jerrys? 241 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,450 Maybe. 242 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:49,490 Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money. 243 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,910 Who would believe him anyway? 244 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,370 Hey! That hurts! 245 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,710 You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension? 246 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,130 - Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal. 247 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,550 - Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks! 248 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:02,340 Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up? 249 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,470 You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself? 250 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,390 Take it all. We just wanna pass through. 251 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:08,050 You don't wanna mess with me, pal. 252 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,970 My Rick could kick your ass. 253 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,390 You little suburbs pussy. 254 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:15,690 You shouldn't need Rick, Rick should need you. 255 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,690 You just need to find his pressure points. 256 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,820 Take these two back to this guy's station 257 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:24,030 - and blacklist them both. - Alright, alright! Geez! 258 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,410 Hey! Get off of me! 259 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,200 Hey! 260 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,290 No, no, no! They cut us off! 261 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,750 I can still get home, right? 262 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,380 Fuck! 263 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,720 Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool! 264 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,720 This was all I had, man! The road was my life! 265 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,180 What about my life? 266 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:54,230 I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house! 267 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,150 Okay, okay, here's my pitch-- uh, we get jobs as dock workers, 268 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,980 tell them we're twins or something, 269 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,820 save up for three months and move to Spain. 270 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:03,070 We'll open a dance studio, start small, 271 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,860 - but eventually-- - I'm not doing any of that! 272 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,200 Where even are we? 273 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,320 Morty's high school? 274 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,700 Yeah. This used to be my dimension. 275 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,710 - The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this! 276 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,790 - Hey! Where are you going? - To our house! 277 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,290 There's gotta be an exit somewhere! 278 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,420 Bad idea. T-There is no house. 279 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,250 You expect me to trust you?! 280 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,340 What was I thinking? 281 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,930 That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage? 282 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,510 A cool prospector? 283 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:32,350 My family loves me and I threw it away for this? 284 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,430 - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait! 285 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,350 I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated 286 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:39,560 and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried! 287 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,270 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 288 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,820 This whole time you've been preaching about freedom 289 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:45,990 and gettin' out there. 290 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,820 But you're not brave. You have to live like this. 291 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:51,280 You're the least cool version of me I've ever met. 292 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,490 You're right, you're right, I'm a loser. 293 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:56,370 Let's just do anything other than face my family, please? 294 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,710 Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry! 295 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,420 And there's two of you! 296 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,380 Hi there, Paul Fleischman, CPA. 297 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,670 - Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure. 298 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,840 Beth! Jerry's back! 299 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,010 And another one! 300 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:11,890 Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee? 301 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,060 I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk. 302 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,180 - Dad? - Oh, my God! 303 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,270 Jerry? 304 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,270 Hi... family. 305 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,230 What the fuck is going on? 306 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:26,280 You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse? 307 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,820 You resented me! 308 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,780 The kids didn't respect me. Rick hates me. 309 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:33,320 How long did it take before you even noticed I was gone? 310 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,990 Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us. 311 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,120 Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect. 312 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,370 - Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty. 313 00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,880 Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment? 314 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,420 I just said "good point." I'm glad you left. 315 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,590 Coming here was a bad idea. 316 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,300 Hey! Stop disappearing for once! 317 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,890 Mooch loves you guys. 318 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,640 You're all he talks about out there. 319 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,310 - Morty, you love to eat bugs... - Sure do! 320 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,810 ...and Summer, you hate showering. 321 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,020 Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it. 322 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,350 Aw, honey! 323 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,940 It's true. I miss you guys so much. 324 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,820 I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back. 325 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:13,450 But Beth had met Paul and you all seemed so happy. 326 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,820 We are happy. 327 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,580 But that doesn't mean we hate you. 328 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,370 I mean, we hate you a little bit. 329 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:19,910 Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool. 330 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:22,420 I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but-- 331 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,130 Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize! 332 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,550 No, I deserve it. 333 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,260 I thought you took me for granted, 334 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,300 but it was the other way around. 335 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,470 - Rick. - Here we go. 336 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,010 I promised Jerry I'd get him home. 337 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,430 - Is there any way-- - Address? 338 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,980 Oh, uh... 339 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,190 Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? 340 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,270 Uh-oh. 341 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:51,030 We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian." 342 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:53,070 D-Does your portal gun use keywords? 343 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,990 We could go door-to-door? 344 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,450 We cannot go door-to-door. 345 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,200 Hey, maybe we-- we just get back on the road? 346 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,660 There's a shed by the high school, we'll-- we'll show you. 347 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,830 If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back. 348 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,710 - Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it. 349 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,920 Mean deaths. 350 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,130 - Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it. 351 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,670 It was really great to see you guys. 352 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,380 Thanks for taking care of them, Paul. 353 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,930 It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it. 354 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,140 Bye, Jer. See you around. 355 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,230 Let's go. 356 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,440 The only way back to your reality is through Grand Central. 357 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,980 Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us. 358 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,650 I know. But I've got an idea. 359 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,530 Leave my reality. 360 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,780 Oh, hey, guys. 361 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,330 Oh! Uh, hi... Jerry. 362 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,450 Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow. 363 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,380 And I love your... bandana. 364 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,460 They're onto us! Run! 365 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,590 Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy! 366 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,340 My beans! 367 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,590 - Where am I going? - Couch! 368 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,180 Rick's "lost remote control" nexus! 369 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,890 Dive, dive, dive! 370 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,850 Boss! We got a problem! 371 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,020 What the hell? 372 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,730 You fucked up now, Mooch. 373 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,320 You should've just stayed off the road. 374 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,990 Damn it! He knows all the exits. 375 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,860 This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination. 376 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,450 I-I ate too many mushrooms. 377 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,290 - Excuse me? - Back to the couch! 378 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,710 Hey! Not cool, man! 379 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,710 I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch! 380 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,170 The road is mine! 381 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,760 Shit! This guy is persistent! 382 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,300 He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle. 383 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,180 I-I got an idea. 384 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,800 It's risky, but do you trust me? 385 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,930 Hey, I'm you, brother. 386 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:29,480 I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it! 387 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,230 It eventually might. 388 00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:33,560 It's-it's-it's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant-- 389 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,070 Stop, stop, the mouse is gonna be okay! 390 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,280 Those doubling-back sons of bitches! 391 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,200 Oh, B-Boss, you just missed it. 392 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,370 Those guys came by on a giant mouse. 393 00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,580 You're fucking useless, you know that? 394 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:49,120 Ow! T-That-- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry! 395 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,750 You're a mean guy now! 396 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,080 And you pull me out of my chairs too much! 397 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,300 - Hey! - Get the golf cart! 398 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,210 Hey! 399 00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:02,260 There they are! 400 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,350 Quick, come on! 401 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,760 I'm gonna kill you, Mooch! 402 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,560 And then I'm gonna fuck your wife! 403 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,020 Good luck! She's married! 404 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,150 It's Jerrys like you that make me sick! 405 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,690 Why can't you just stay home? 406 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,190 I'm trying! 407 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,110 You guys suck! You're weak! 408 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:23,660 Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you! 409 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,030 He's got a gun? 410 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,920 No! No! 411 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,470 Happy trails, bitch. 412 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,510 Think those other Jerrys will be okay? 413 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,890 Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy. 414 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,390 You can't think about it. 415 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:51,230 It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it. 416 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,980 Well. This is me. 417 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,190 Nice place you got here. 418 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,280 Thanks. 419 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,610 So, what are you gonna do now? 420 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,320 You could hang out here for a bit. 421 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,740 I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal. 422 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:09,120 I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough. 423 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,080 Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now 424 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,830 and the road can open back up. 425 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,330 Hell of a trip, Eagle Man. 426 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,590 See you around, Mooch. 427 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:24,430 What the hell? Guys! I found him! He was in the bedroom! 428 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,010 I-I thought I checked in here. 429 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,470 You guys were looking for me? 430 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,970 Okay, good, you found him. 431 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,430 Told you I didn't compost his ass. 432 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,970 God, get blamed for everything. 433 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,640 We were so worried about you, Jerry. 434 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,390 You missed Morty mating with an octopus. 435 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,900 It'll probably happen again. 436 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,650 What were you even doing up here? 437 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,440 Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time. 438 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,530 Gross! 439 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,360 Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying. 440 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,450 Ew, what the fuck? 441 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,200 Who said that? You just look grody! 442 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,330 Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad. 443 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,000 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing. 444 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,680 A guy like you might be good for ya. 445 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,720 I-I think I saw a yak out there. 446 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,850 If I capture it and keep it alive, 447 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,020 I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks. 448 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,640 Probably even three. 449 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,980 Hey, Dad, have you seen the-- 450 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,850 Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad! 451 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,350 What? It's the culture of the show! 452 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,110 You're supposed to watch it naked! 453 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,940 It is the culture of the show, honey. 454 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,780 Guys! We all use those couches! 455 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,080 You're so right about this guy. 456 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,580 Turn it up. 457 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,620 Did you get any of that?